My Three Requirements for Men

It's been a long time, but I figure I'm just about ready to start dating again. Well actually, in about two months after I finish my book and the prototype for ESOL.

So, from time to time, I thought about what I am looking for in a man.
I've reduced it to three essential and non-negotiable requirements.

CLEAN - - KIND - - FUNNY

That's that simple. I don't care about where they went to school or what they do, how much they have, how tall or short they are, how old they are or whether they have hair.

You wouldn't think those three requirements would be an effective screen. But, boy is it ever. Think about it.

Take just CLEAN. That rules out 25% of U.S. men.

Scientists have learned that one-quarter of men left public restrooms without washing their hands.

YEECH.