Surprise: Halloween's Not a Pagan Festival After All
The holiday and its customs are completely Christian and uniquely American.
Here are some riddles for the older trick or treaters.
Q: How do you make a witch stew?
A: Keep her waiting for hours.
Q: What do you call a person who puts rat poison in a person's Corn Flakes?
A: A cereal killer
Q: What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
A: He was repossessed.
Q: What is a vampires favourite mode of transportation?
A: A blood vessel.
Q: Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
A: They're afraid of flying off the handle.
Q: What do you call a wicked witch who lives by the sea?
A: A Sand-witch
Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?
A: He's mist.
Q: How do ghosts begin their letters?
A: "Tomb it may concern..."
Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A: Hoblin Goblin.
Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A: A dead end.
Q: How do you know if a ghost is lying?
A: You can see right through him.
Q: Where do ghosts go on vacation?
A: Lake Erie.
Q: Why are there fences around cemeteries?
A: Because people are dying to get in.
Q: How is a werewolf like a computer?
A: They both have megabytes.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
A: It had no body to dance with.
Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.
Q: Who does a ghoul fall in love with?
A: His ghoul friend.