"Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We're done for ... done for."

Adam Savlick has become an internet sensation in his sleep. 

We wouldn't know about it if his wife Karen hadn't started a blog just to collect all the funny things he says while asleep.

He's just too funny.  He made my day

"I haven't put on weight — your eyes are fat."

On Monday evening, a sleeping Mr Slavick told his wife: "Your mum's at the door again. Bury me. Bury me deep."

He later muttered: "Shhhhhhhhh. shhhhhhhhh. I'm telling you: your voice, my ears. A bad combination."

Mr Slavick followed it up on Tuesday night, saying: "Pork chops are most satisfying. Mmmmmmm. Dangle them from the ceiling."

"You can stop clapping now if you want. Really. You'll need your energy for cheering me later. Shhhhhhhh. shhhhhhhh."

"Legs time! Everybody get your legs!" before finishing with: "Oompa loompas don't sing in heaven. They tidy up the clouds."

From the blog of Sleep Talkin' Man

"I'm making pillows. Burn them slowly, keeps them fluffy! Mmmmmm, pillows."

"Please just walk away. I don't want to have to stand here and say something so awesome that I'll have to remember it the rest of the day. Thank you!"

"Don't... Don't put the noodles and the dumplings together in the boat. They'll fight! The noodles are bullies. Poor dumplings."

"I can't control the kittens. Too many whiskers! Too many whiskers!"

"I'm all blue with gravy spots. And I'm proud of it."

"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun.