September 9, 2017

"Never shake a man’s hand sitting down"

Rules For My Son by Aaron Conrad

1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.

2. There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs ain’t one.

6. Request the late check-out.

7. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.

9. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.

10. Don’t fill up on bread.

12. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.

13. If you need music on the beach, you’re missing the point.

14. Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her.

15. You marry the girl, you marry her whole family.

25. Eat lunch with the new kid.

26. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it.
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