An old Scot, Andy, lay dying in the Highlands and he called his lifelong friend, Jock, to his bedside.
'In yon cupboard is a 40 year old bottle of single malt whiskey' said Andy. 'When I'm dead I want you to pour it over my grave, will you do that Jock?'
Jock thinks long and hard about the whiskey and eventually replies. 'Aye, I'll do that Andy, but you'll not mind if it passes through my kidneys first.'
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Posted by Jill Fallon at March 5, 2008 7:21 PM | Permalink