August 8, 2013

Cowboy Tombstone

This is what Russell J, Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Lorgan, Utah, according to Snopes.

 Real Cowboy Tombstone

Despite what you may have heard, the following is NOT inscribed on his tombstone though it's pretty funny.

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.

Posted by Jill Fallon at August 8, 2013 10:41 PM | Permalink