From Cemetery Humor at Stories, Etc.
Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York: Born 1903--Died 1942.Posted by Jill Fallon at March 31, 2014 10:45 AM | Permalink
Looked up the elevator shaft
to see if the car was on the way down.
In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:
Here lies an Atheist, all dressed up
and no place to go.
On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:
Here lies Ezekial Aikle, Age 102. Only the good die young.
In a London , England cemetery:
Here lies Ann Mann,
who lived an old maid
but died an old Mann.
Dec. 8, 1767
In a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:
Here lies Johnny Yeast. Pardon him for not rising.
A lawyer's epitaph in England:
Sir John Strange. Here lies an honest lawyer, and that is Strange.