From Bussorah comes the Pillsbury Doughboy Obituary Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71. Known to friends as Brown-n-Serve, Fresh was an avid gardener and tennis player. Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including [...]

Gareth Branwn writes Playing my Widower Card My friend Supa and I have a grim truth in common — we’ve both lost our spouses. One of the other things we have in common is an off-beat sense of humor. These two forces collide on her Fresh Widow blog, and especially, with her Fresh Widow (and [...]

This made me laugh out loud. Daddy Put in Bye-Bye Box After weeks of being sleepy all the time and never finishing his din-din at night, area daddy Howard Lewis was put in a bye-bye box early Monday morning so that he could go on a vacation with the birds and clouds in the sky. [...]

Cowboy Deaths in Descending Order of Degree of Dignity Boots on Boots on, but on the wrong feet One boot on, one boot off Holding boots above head while crossing river Boots off Boots on hands, creating sound effects for campfire story Boots in carry-on bag, wearing an old pair of tennis shoes until he [...]

An old Scot, Andy, lay dying in the Highlands and he called his lifelong friend, Jock, to his bedside. ‘In yon cupboard is a 40 year old bottle of single malt whiskey’ said Andy. ‘When I’m dead I want you to pour it over my grave, will you do that Jock?’ Jock thinks long and [...]

A passalong joke. As a young minister, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a graveside service for a homeless man, with no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery way back in the country, and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there. [...]

This maybe urban legend is from Siggie though it ring true. Family Member: “I am calling to tell you she died in January.” The Bank: “The account was never closed, and the late fees charges still apply.” Family Member: “Maybe you should turn it over to collections.” The Bank: “Since it is 2 months past [...]

Chet Fitch planned his final joke for twenty years.  Although he died in October, his friends got Christmas cards with a return address of “Heaven”. The greeting read: “I asked Big Guy if I could sneak back and send some cards. At first he said no; but at my insistence he finally said, ‘Oh well, [...]